Torbjörn gik op på scenen med et tilfredst grin, og havde lidt misset alt dramaet. "Den her er til jer alle sammen" sagde han tilfredst, "Men mest til Jack og Gabriel mine amerikanske venner" han grinte fornøjet, "Men Ana og Reinhardt, I skal ikke føle jer udenfor .. tro mig, jeg tænker også på jer når jeg synger dette".
Han rømmede sig lidt og gik i gang med sangen!
"The American Dream is to be supreme
The bigger, the better, the biggest ever
Size matters!
It’s David versus Goliath
You’re the kick drum, I’m the hi-hat
Size matters!
You took a giant leap for mankind
We took a small step for cheese
Size matters!
We write stuff on paper
You write stuff on a fucking hill
Size matters!
More isn’t less, it’s more
Size does matter
Size matters!"
Torbjörn slog ud med armene for at indikere stor!
"For every actor we got
You got the cast and the crew and the millionaire with that
Size matters!
I complain about my belly fat"
Torbjörm holdt sig på maven
"You die from it, I can’t compete with that
Size matters!
We feel so small, but we must not forget
That size matters
And we’ve got the biggest alphabet"
Torbjörn så på dem alle sammen med et 'haha!' face!
"We got 29 letters
You only got 26
Let’s see how big you are
When you suck our fucking- vowels!"
Sang Torbjörn og lavede en lille sejersdans imens
"Suck my ä ö å
You ain’t got the ä ö å (shamone!)
We got ä ö å
You ain’t got the ä ö å
‘Cause after xyz
There is no more Mr. Nice
We are the bigger alphabet
And it’s a matter of size
Bigger, better, stronger, faster
With ä ö å I am the MÄSTÖR!
What makes you think you’re qualified for this job?
Hahaha… Well…
Ä Ö Å, I got Ä-Ä Ö Å
Champagne for everyone on me
How will you pay for that?
Haha! Funny!
Ä Ö Å, I got Ä Ö Å!
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Ä Ö Å!
Baby let me give you some ä
Then I’m gonna make you ö
Come on let’s get it (å)
Take it slow from base to base
With ä ö å on your face
You ain’t got the ä ö å
We got ä ö å
You ain’t got the ä ö å
(We got) I don’t need your big fat ass
We’ve big fat ä ö å
I don’t need your rock n’ roll
I’m rockin’ ä ö å
I don’t need your pornography
I’m turned on by ä ö å
I don’t need your crack cocaine
‘Cause I’m high on ä ö å
I don’t need the iPhone 5
Just gonna have a look at that
I don’t need Lady Gaga
Ga-Ga-Got Ä Ö Å!
Hello, Mr. President?
Um, the Swedes, they have a bigger alphabet than us
What, bigger?
My fellow Americans, we have reason to believe
That Swden, has weapons of mass destruction!
Ga-Ga-Got Ä Ö Å!"
"Hah!" afsluttede Torbjörn med
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f488uJAQgmw